Hume Bimaari se ladna hai Bimaar se nahi...
India : Hi Dr. my name is Hindustan!
Dr. : Hello Mr.Hindustan tell me, How may I help you?
India : Actually mujhe apse apni wife ki pregnency k barein baat krni thi.
Dr. : Yes! please boliye kitte din huen unki pregnency ko?
India : Wo pata nahi.
Dr. : Achha to bataiyee k unko problem kiya hai?
India : Mai ne apko bataya na mai apse apni wife ki pregnency k bareion bat krni hai.
Dr. : Haan to bataye na k apki wife kitte dino ki pregnent hain?
India : Dr. wo to pregnent nahi hai.
Dr. : Agar wo pregnent nahi hai to phir apne mujhe call kyun kiya?
India : Actually main isliye puchh raha hun k jab wo pregnent hongi tab mujhe yeah jankari ki jarurqat padegi na.
Dr. : Okay ! But yeah bahut advance jankari hojarahi hai ap please call disconnect kar dijjiye and dont disturb.
India : please Dr. call mat katiyega.
Dr. : Dekhiye Mr.?
India : Hindustaan!!!!!!!!
Dr. : aap mera waqt jaya kar rhae hain?
India : Nahi doctor ap mujhe galat samjh rahi hain
Dr. : Achha ap kiya chahte hain
India : Main apni future family planning mein apki madad chahta hun.
Dr. : Toah ap aisa boliye na k Ap ik bachha plan kar rhe ho..
India : Yes Dr.
Dr. : Achha to bataiye k apki shaadi k kitte din hogaye?
India : Dr. meri to abhi tak shaadi hi nahi hui.
Dr. : Hello Mr.Hindustan tell me, How may I help you?
India : Actually mujhe apse apni wife ki pregnency k barein baat krni thi.
Dr. : Yes! please boliye kitte din huen unki pregnency ko?
India : Wo pata nahi.
Dr. : Achha to bataiyee k unko problem kiya hai?
India : Mai ne apko bataya na mai apse apni wife ki pregnency k bareion bat krni hai.
Dr. : Haan to bataye na k apki wife kitte dino ki pregnent hain?
India : Dr. wo to pregnent nahi hai.
Dr. : Agar wo pregnent nahi hai to phir apne mujhe call kyun kiya?
India : Actually main isliye puchh raha hun k jab wo pregnent hongi tab mujhe yeah jankari ki jarurqat padegi na.
Dr. : Okay ! But yeah bahut advance jankari hojarahi hai ap please call disconnect kar dijjiye and dont disturb.
India : please Dr. call mat katiyega.
Dr. : Dekhiye Mr.?
India : Hindustaan!!!!!!!!
Dr. : aap mera waqt jaya kar rhae hain?
India : Nahi doctor ap mujhe galat samjh rahi hain
Dr. : Achha ap kiya chahte hain
India : Main apni future family planning mein apki madad chahta hun.
Dr. : Toah ap aisa boliye na k Ap ik bachha plan kar rhe ho..
India : Yes Dr.
Dr. : Achha to bataiye k apki shaadi k kitte din hogaye?
India : Dr. meri to abhi tak shaadi hi nahi hui.
Dr. : Ap isi waqt call rakh dijiye warna mai Police mein complain karungi.
India : Dekhiye mujhe apki madad ki jarurat hai.
Dr. : Apko meri nahi dimag k Dr. ki jarurat hai.
India : Actually Dr. maine apko batay na.....
Dr. : Pahle apne bola k apko apni wife ki pregnency k bare mein bat krni hai jo pregnent nahi hai phir kahte apki koi wife nahi hai,bataiyee mai apki kiya madad karun.
India : Actually Dr. meri in tamam azib o gareeb harkat ki wajah maine apko pahle hi bataya tha, mera naaam..
Mera naam Hindustan hai Dr.
Dr. : Wo to mai jan chuki hun but..
India : Please Dr ab aap kuchh mint mujhe khamoshi se suniyega please!!!!!!!
Actually meri nahi pure hindustaan ki yahi adaat hai hum hamesha advance mein chalte hain jaldi mein hamesha hote hai but tym pe kanhi nahi pahunchte ..
Darte to bahut hai but AHTIYAAT nahi krte hai
har baat pe darte hai
Job interview se pahle job chhutne se darte hain
saman kharidne se pahle uske defective nikle se darte hain
Exam se pahle result se darte hain yahan tk k agar koi ladki pasand aa jaye to usay purpose se pahle rejection se darte hain
or abhi hamare pas to drne k liye national nahi balke internatuionbal reason hai
Dr. : Internatuionbal reason?
India : Yes dr. mere ik dost ki death hogayi covid 19 se lekin mere iss padhe likhe samaj k kuchh samjhdaar logon ne awarness k naam pe unke ghsar walo k sath discrimanation kiya mai iss pe apki words chahta haun,,please.
Dr. : Mai as a Doctor ap sab se ik hi baat kahungi k Awaare rhna behaad jaruri haio sayad hi koi hoga jisay malum na hoga k kiya or kaise precaution lene hain..
or wo log jo kisi covid ya uske ghar walo k sath descrimination karte hain ik baar uss patient ki jagah apne kisi aapne ko imagine kar k dekhiye
kyun daar lagi na...
India : Thank you Dr.. mai chahta hun ham wo slogan padhe jo pichhle kuchh amhino se Jasleen bhalla ji padh rahi hain.
Dr. : Sure sir ...
India : jo bimaaar hain usne bhed bhao na kre unki dekh bhaal kare
Dr. : Yaad rakhe hamein bimaar se ladna hai Bimaar se nahi..
Nice
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